"Put Your Butthole on the Internet" Travel Mug with Handle Take your chaos to go. Whether you're caffeinating for creative genius or hydrating between spicy photo shoots, this tumbler keeps your drink exactly how you like it—hot, cold, or just bold. Designed for the messy miracle that is your life, it fits most cup holders, features a spill-resistant lid, and makes staying hydrated a little bit scandalous. Perfect for long commutes, grocery-store struts, or quiet plotting at your desk. Details: Double-walled stainless steel for max temp control BPA & lead-free Sleek, durable, and made to last Hand-wash only (you’re too hot for the dishwasher anyway) Blank product responsibly sourced 🧃 25 oz (739 ml) Height: 7.9″ (20 cm) Comes with a press-in plastic lid 🧃 40 oz (1183 ml) Height: 10.4″ (26.5 cm) Comes with a screw-on lid and reusable plastic straw ⚠️ Steam caution: Always open the lid before sealing a hot drink. This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
"Put Your Butthole on the Internet" Travel Mug with Handle
📦 Shipping Information – Merch
All of our merch is made to order by our trusted production team, just for you. This means we don’t keep piles of inventory sitting around — each piece is created after you place your order, ensuring fresh prints and quality you can feel.
Processing Time:
Most orders ship within 2–7 business days after purchase.
You’ll receive a tracking number as soon as your order heads out the door.
Shipping Time:
U.S. orders typically arrive within 3–8 business days after shipping.
International orders vary by location, but most arrive within 1–4 weeks.
Please note that customs processing may cause additional delays for some countries.
Where We Ship:
We currently ship to most countries worldwide.
At this time, we cannot ship to certain restricted regions due to carrier limitations (e.g., Crimea, North Korea, Syria, Iran, Cuba).
Customs & Duties:
International customers are responsible for any applicable customs fees, duties, or taxes.
We can’t control these charges and recommend checking your country’s import policies before ordering.
Because your order is custom-made, shipping times may vary based on production schedules and carrier performance — but we’ll always keep you updated.
📜 Return & Refund Policy
All of our merch, books, and physical goods are made to order, which means each item is custom-created just for you! Because of this, all sales are final and we do not accept returns or exchanges unless your item arrives damaged or defective.
❌ We Do Not Accept Returns For:
Buyer’s remorse
Ordering the wrong size or variant
Slight color differences due to screen or fabric variations
Changes of heart once your spicy impulse has passed
✅ We Will Gladly Replace
If your item arrives with any of the following:
Visible damage from shipping
Major print or production defects (misplaced graphics, torn seams, severe misprints, etc.)
Please contact us within 7 days of delivery with:
Your order number
A clear photo of the issue (including packaging if relevant)
A brief description of the problem
We’ll work with our print partners to get you a replacement as quickly as possible. In certain cases (especially lost/stolen packages or high-value orders), we may request that the damaged item be returned or that a police report be filed before issuing a replacement or refund.
💌 Contact for Issues:
Email us at hello@zsuzsufox.com and we’ll make it right — with kindness, clarity, and just the right amount of chaos.